Over the last week, my boss bought three different kinds of these UV boxes to put his phone in to sterilize it(no idea if they actually do what they say). Each more expensive than the last, because like the article says, he believes that the more expensive product must be even more effective. He won’t wash his hands…

A friend of mine was in a grocery store yesterday. Although the store asked customers to buy a maximum of 5 bottles of hand sanitizer, she observed a lovely gentleman clear the entire shelf of product. Like, dozens of bottles. When asked politely by staff not to take the last of their supply, he screamed that he was a…

an even funnier way of saying bare feet

“a pair of house shoes”
That’s a funny way of saying “socks”

Meanwhile the country spent about 8 seconds talking about Trump’s affairs over decades which involved paying the women to keep quiet (I’ll bet you can only name one of them!). And if that had been the ONLY thing he’d done, he would have been impeached for it, but there was always a new thing.

Yeah I am seeing some sort of TikTok challenge?

I’d like to see them crush some nuts.

Good on your parents for canceling their trip! Why take the chance? 

Nowhere on this page does the word “quarantine” even come up; rather “self-isolation”

Panic about Coronavirus has ratcheted to an almost unseemly level of handwringingashing.

What irritates me is that these “grab it all NOW!” types are causing more supply delays than the actual virus. I just need a regular amount of toilet paper! Please quit hoarding it!

But not a single word about the health benefits of putting them up your ass? Lazy reporting.

We can do anything lol.

Your mom sounds like my mom. I’m sorry, I think?

Major username-comment synergy right here, folks!

Good thing you wasted all that money on your vanity campaign rather than using it for down ballot races to help dismantle the political infrastructure put in by Trump and his ilk.

No one steals jobs. Employers hire people.

We are mysterious people, we steal jobs but we are lazy.

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