Should be quite a fight between LV and Gucci over the creeping feeling you don’t belong there and aren’t wanted.

Goshdarnit, Shang didn’t exploit his power over Mulan to force her into a relationship (upon finally discovering that she was a woman, of course) — he left her to die in the snow, ‘cause he was a military commander and she’d broken the law. (And given that he was supposed to execute her for that sort of betrayal,…

This is dumb. At no point in his time as commander is Li Shang interested in Mulan; if anything, it’s the opposite (though she would never approach him).

The part of me that wants to be Karen Walker for Halloween loves this idea, but the rest of me does realize that we probably shouldn’t be equating drugs with candy. 

The ad algorithms don’t know what the hell to do with this article...I was fed both of these while reading:

I sent in my ballot last week -- for Warren. Nothing is going to make me feel bad about that, or wish that I had voted differently. It’s the primary. I’m voting for who I want.

I’m frankly more concerned about the 62% who would buy that vile brew under some circumstances.

And here I thought this was the dumbest thing I’ve read this hour.

Funny I do the same, but because of the opposite of your last sentence. I’ve been in plenty of restaurants where the appetizer menu is more interesting than the entree selection, so for the price of one entree I can get 2 or 3 apps and have some variety.

That’s funny - my Wife and I will sometimes dine out entirely on appetizers along with a small salad, just ordering more if what we’ve already had wasn’t enough. We never have leftovers when we do that. It isn’t that easy to find restaurants with a really good appetizer selection however.

You missed a big one. Rotissserie Shawarma. All you need is the chicken plus some pita, hummus, and dill pickles. Oh and some Lebanese 7 spice. Chop up the chicken and place in a skillet with some olive oil and a healthy sprinkle of 7 spice. Sauté until heated through. Smear hummus on pita and add slices of pickle.…

Maybe you’d have more favorable views of millennials if you didn’t hang around idiots- it's not really generationally specific.

my buddy and i would walk around parties with a bottle of half jack daniels and half generic irish creme. we’d pour half the irish creme out of the bottle in a glass, fill it with whiskey, and pour the rest of the irish creme into the whiskey. we only did it for a couple months because it wasn’t actually as good as…

She ended up getting arrested and was charged with “disrupting police services,” which serves as yet another reminder that this country criminalizes everything, and also that we each have our own definition of what constitutes an emergency.

Nothing. Nothing at all.

He’s from Indiana and this is a very Indiana thing to do. Pence would probably support it except that he’s bound by dark oath to oppose anything a Democrat says.  Buttigieg’s sexuality just means Pence now has to sponsor a law forbidding it while doing it in the privacy of his own home where no one can see.

Once, in the 70's cruising Telegraph Road high with my girlfriends, we stopped at a gas station to use the toilet. We got the key from the attendant (it was the old days when the stations didn’t necessarily have a convenience store attached) and went around back to the bathroom. Unlocked the door and we weren’t sure…

I would rather share a bathroom with a transwoman any day than some helicopter peeing Becky who thinks her ass is so delicate that it can’t touch a toilet seat, but no one else’s is so they can sit in her leavings.

Me! Me! I got a story!