My favorite response to that is ‘Why are you telling me?’

I’d have completely lost my mind at this. It’s like when I go into the bathroom at work (6 stalls) or at school (16 STALLS) and the whole bathroom is empty. And you settle in and someone comes in and picks the stall right next to you. What the ever loving fuck is wrong with those people?

If you are very lucky, that will turn into a natural skunk stripe. My mother and all her female relatives had those, and I was hoping for one, too, but just got regular salt-and-pepper. It’s fine, I’d rather skip the genetics that also gave them terminal cancers at a young age.

I think they reason they want us to dye our hair is that it validates their choice to do so.  And seeing us reminds them of what they could look like if they didn’t dye.  It scares them, I think.

I’ll have to remember these for the next time I really don’t want sex.

Lighting all six of these candles at once is the first step in the Lich-process.

That cotton dishtowel yarn feels awful on my hands, which are much more hardy than my vagina. Why would you do that to yourself?

I’m 57 and have been going gray since my 20's. I have never colored my hair. All through my 30s and 40s my mom and sisters used to nag me to color as they did. But I couldn’t be bothered. And as of right now my natural no-maintenance look is very close to what Jane Fonda and her colorist spent hours and $$$$ on. My…

But they do contain BUTTAH.

These ice cream sandwiches contain neither ice cream nor cookies

Clearly, the word ‘natural’ has ceased to have any real meaning...

As much as I hate therapy, I know it’s necessary.

Bloomberg looked like a kid who forgot to unthaw the chicken and heard his mom’s keys jingle in the door when Warren read him for filth 😂😂😂

Yeah no, the primary is not over, I don’t need the residents of Iowa and New Hampshire speaking for me.

Please understand that your therapist works for you, and that if they make you uncomfortable or even just don’t seem to be listening to you or helping you, you can and should fire them. Just cancel any appointments you have on the books and find a new therapist. You don’t have to give an explanation, you don’t owe…

I kinda wish not drinking was as normalised as drinking is. I have people in my life (deffo not friends, but they turn up at my house, phone my mum multiple times a day, every day,) who drink constantly. Like they would quite happily drink a bottle of cider for breakfast if they could. They drink daily.

People’s reaction to my sobriety (507days!) have ranged from being nosey to being downright pissed off about it. Like I cant stop drinking if I’m not an alcoholic or haven’t hit rock bottom. But remember, people’s reaction to your sobriety is 100% about their relationship with alcohol, not yours.

Right?! I hope you can find someone you feel comfortable with. I know what that feels like, and I don’t think you can get where you need when you’re uncomfortable and on guard, you know? Even if they aren’t actively doing anything “wrong,” if you don’t feel comfortable, it just isn’t helpful. And in my case, that…

Pothole-flavored? Does this mean it has giardiniera in it?

My wife and I do this too.