***SNIF*** I think I got some brie in my eye....

If you’re a vegetarian, try making the bolognese sauce with lentils instead of meat. It’s crazy good. 

“You live in Cook County, you eat DEEP DISH. You don’t like it? Go back to DuPage!”

My first thought after readying:

My question is: can’t an actress just wear a piece of clothing with the names of women directors on it and it not be labeled a “protest?”

“I’m headed out to my car, with the woman I love... and I won’t be back for 5 minutes!”

because they claimed that people would confuse them with York Peppermint Patties

That Green Tea Kit Kat is the only one out of Japan that I have gotten the opportunity to try, and it is so damn good.

To make it even worse, the “head to toe snakeskin” is faux leather, and the “fox fur stole” is actually shearling.

Makes a really good case for “why the fuck are we letting Iowa go first?”. Because by the time it gets to my state I feel like it’s usually decided already. 

Iceland is mostly wild nature, the Kardashians are so plastic and fake and have probably never seen a tree that wasn't planted by a gardener. 

I am so frustrated by the primaries. Lurking on political websites, I noticed a growing trend. The majority of voters are in the “not Bernie” and “not Biden” camp.

I am a caffeine head and I love both equally but see them as completely seperate entities. 

Vanilla is under rated and unfairly maligned. Yes, it is usually bad because they cheap out on the ingredients, but the same can be said about chocolate or pretty much any other flavor and people give those a pass all the time.

Considering that breast milk, cow milk, goat milk, almond milk, soy milk, and oat milk all have the naming convention where the first word is the source of the milk, we already should have been horrified the first time we heard the phrase “toddler milk.”

You’re on the money about hand-washing. That’s one of the best things you can do to protect yourself for this virus!

This is the kind of headline that could have used a definite article at the opening. “Doctor Who Tried to Warn...” has a distinctly different meaning for some people than if they were to read “The Doctor Who Tried to Warn....”

To be fair, this sounds like the exact situation where you would want to be speaking to the manager.

If it’s good enough advice for fighting the flu that has killed 10,000 Americans this flu season, it’s good enough for the coronavirus. Wash your hands.