NOT THE MAMA!

“Oh... is it a breakfast potluck?”

I felt like that at first, but I decided to change my attitude and focus on the ways this can be positive. Sure, there’s people who are doing it as a trend, but there’s probably others out there who genuinely have a problem and have been worrying about getting sober because of the stigmas that surround alcoholism.…

Can you imagine a Trump Library? That would be the greatest joke of all time.

This was excellent. Not since Caity Weaver spent 14 hours eating the same appetizer at TGI Friday’s have I laughed this hard while also being deeply concerned about the writer’s health and sanity. I feel like I should start a Save Allison Robicelli’s Intestinal Tract Kickstarter!

This is excellent:

Ya I think if the restaurant cuts your burger it's usually ok. Handing me a steak knife/sharing bites tho - will pass

“I really hated Full House”

An unprecedented level of co-dependecy.  Get outta there!

But I have to drink 2 white claws to get the same effect as a single glass of wine. I’ve got better things to do than go to the bathroom all evening.

I was going to post this, but you beat me to it. Underwood Pinot Noir is surprisingly palatable. Be forewarned, though: my friend’s wife drinks it like beer (“Hey, it’s in a can! It’s only one glass of wine!”), but 12 ounces of wine is like 3 glasses. And then she wonders why she’s trashed after “one wine”.

ugh, wine moms 

I’ve found the Underwood Pinot Noir that comes in a can pretty satisfactory.

I’m trying my best!

The clam chowder bit made me laugh out loud, thank you..

Oh, man, you’re making me uncomfortable imagining all of these. I was a youngest child, so never really hung out with young kids (my next oldest sibling was 6 years older). The first day of school, seeing kids sharing soda gave me a nervous breakdown. The burger thing... my wife always wants to try my burger, and the…

This was one of my quick takes. I mean just 10 years, me at 33 = hornier than a 18 year old male in a porn shop, me at 43= that would be nice, if it’s not too messy.

Looks entertaining - sadly, my library does not carry it.