Really looking forward to canceling Youtube assholes, Kanye and the Kardashians! 

Why be skeptical? He’s incredible in Punch-Drunk Love and really good in The Meyerowitz Stories.

Joe Pesci: “What you got there, some kinda glove?”

“The story depicts a scout elf, sent by Santa every December to watch the children of the world and report back on their behavior.”

I do a half and half mix of hot milk and hot water when I make store bought hot cocoa mixes. It thickens it and honestly makes it more satisfying to drink. Pour in Baileys Irish Cream or Jameson Whiskey (or both, I don’t judge) for a better kick.

Came here for this.  It ain’t a balanced list unless they had Abuelita on it.

Abuelita is the bomb. Obviously disqualified from their judgment because of racism (or because it has spices which they disqualified).

Two things of note:

“Do you take payment in cheese?”

Why is everything white?

See, these commercials take away valuable NFL ad time from jewelry companies trying to tell me I can’t please my wife unless I buy her $2,200 earrings. A jewelry commercial might make her look up and say, “Oh, those are pretty.” An exercise bike commercial keeps her attention elsewhere. I won’t buy her the bike as it…

nothing says, “i love you” like giving them an exercise bike, fat ass.

This ad has taken me from merely dismissing Peloton bikes as overpriced exercise equipment to wanting to light the houses that contain them on fire.

Because I see it over and over and over again on Hulu.

The real change is the friends she made along the way...

What I don’t get is how this woman claims getting the bike “changed her.” There is no visible way in which she has changed over the year. She was already thin and toned. I guess she just gets up earlier now?

The look... In her eyes.... I can't unsee it.

another one is the fatayer from the Levant, often called “Lebanese meat/spinach pies.” The city I work in has a huge Middle-eastern community and these are commonplace here. lamb/beef, spices, pine nuts, and lemon juice in a small triangular soft bread pocket.

At the risk of outing myself as a curmudgeonly poopy pants, I hate this time of year. I hate celebratory dinners, I hate being fed, I hate the fuss, and everyone stresses themselves out and makes everything miserable. When the grandmother of the family sat down to the table after everyone worked for hours and sighs,…

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“ In the past few years, the concept of emotional labor has gone mainstream on social media and in articles that revive and expand the idea, with the term moving out of the workplace and insidiously into our homes.”

Yes, that sometimes happens with words in a language. A word that started with a particular definition…