feralcatsnake
Feral Catsnake
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I like Booker and I don’t have anything against him personally or politically, but he has some distinct features and if they were going to exaggerate his bald head why not exaggerate other features and go with full on Judge Doom eyes too (Who Framed Roger Rabbit?)?

Here’s a great Unethical Life Pro Tip: Since the cowards at G/O Media have suspended comments at Deadspin, come on over to Lifehacker to tell Jim Spanfeller what a horrible piece of shit he is. Fuck you, Jim, you spineless waste of space!

She kinda looks like that hot alien from the first Star Trek movie.

I feel that this story could have been researched a bit further. In 2019 it was established that the dickless blobby mass that makes up a Ken doll’s crotch is now known as a Spanfeller. 

I was one of those “kids” who ran from home from school to catch the latest episode at 3:30pm on Channel 7 in Chicago. This show holds a special place in the hearts of Boomers everywhere - I actually own the entire series on DVD in a coffin-shaped box, and also have a replica of Barnabas’s wolf head cane. Just wait

The staff of Deadspin is resigning in droves and they turned off commenting there. I’m sorry to spam io9 — a site and staff I love just as much — with this, but I will call Spanfeller an asshole until he deactivates my account. Which I expect to be any moment.

They removed the comments on Deadspin.

:(

As someone who was once part of a similar insurrection against arrogant, incompetent, and condescending management, I want to applaud all of y’all for today’s showing. I’m sure you’re simultaneously enjoying the fun of mutiny while also understanding the risk. Please also know how much it means to us here in the feebl

Can you let me know when you will be returning to sports coverage so I can go back to checking in once or twice per day? I have a lot to do today at work and all of these posts about non-sports topics are distracting because I Must Read Every Single One of Them. Whereas with the sports stuff I really only care if its

Plot twist, this was all an elaborate scheme by Elway to kill Joe’s career for good after the mile high miracle in 2012. 

It’s almost like THEY are the Walking Dead! AMIRITE?!

Fixed! 

I’ve been in marketing for a while and a constant is the complaints around how long review processes take and how many people have to weigh in before we release something.

The mistake was not having all of the students say “I am free labor” and then ending with Barry Odom ($3.05 million) and Cuonzo Martin ($3 million) laughing...

They should post another one that says: “I am a former social media account manager.”

Her lack of oxford commas enrages me.

Kudos to the actress in that GIF of Peggy/Steve. That’s some good work to communicate everything just with the eyes.

The main reason I continue to enjoy Lois and Clark to this DAY despite the ample amounts of bad is because it’s the rare TV/Movie superhero property to like actually engage in what it means to be a superhero with a love life and what that looks like and how the relationship works and even how the boning works.