so reading the comments here it sounds like a bunch of us had crap 70s parents that didn’t care if the movie traumatized us.

Just curious how many here saw JAWS during its original release during the Summer of 1975? Stood in a line that snaked down a block and turned the corner a line formed an entire showing prior to yours?  Then immediately went to the mall and bought a JAWS t-shirt like millions of others?

I very much hope this pic was a product of a timer. Much better than imaging something like “Susan! Susan come here right now. I need you to get a shot of me sunning my butthole. Dammit, Susan, hurry up we’re losing the light! Why do I even pay you?”

Oh man I love this so much. It’s like a HotWheels fever dream. I literally guffawed at the picture of the rear end. It’s so silly. Like, dual-triple exhausts, who would even?

My actual grandma was English. It happens.

Lol, imagine the mental conflict.

Ahh the early 90's, back when 20 years old girls looked like 45 and 30 years old metal dudes looked like 20 years old girls.

I’m proud to provide this photo as a public service to Jezspin.

Jezspin forever! But the mention of accused rapist Roethlisberger in a hot dirtbag article, without mentioning he’s an accused rapist? Pass on that.

Might be one of the most ridiculous takes I’ve seen. It doesn’t matter who is at fault if the helmet has the ability to protect you from death.

So when they say “Only selling for health reasons..” they really mean “I’m sick of this thing”? 

I like Booker and I don’t have anything against him personally or politically, but he has some distinct features and if they were going to exaggerate his bald head why not exaggerate other features and go with full on Judge Doom eyes too (Who Framed Roger Rabbit?)?

Here’s a great Unethical Life Pro Tip: Since the cowards at G/O Media have suspended comments at Deadspin, come on over to Lifehacker to tell Jim Spanfeller what a horrible piece of shit he is. Fuck you, Jim, you spineless waste of space!

She kinda looks like that hot alien from the first Star Trek movie.

I feel that this story could have been researched a bit further. In 2019 it was established that the dickless blobby mass that makes up a Ken doll’s crotch is now known as a Spanfeller. 

I was one of those “kids” who ran from home from school to catch the latest episode at 3:30pm on Channel 7 in Chicago. This show holds a special place in the hearts of Boomers everywhere - I actually own the entire series on DVD in a coffin-shaped box, and also have a replica of Barnabas’s wolf head cane. Just wait…

As someone who was once part of a similar insurrection against arrogant, incompetent, and condescending management, I want to applaud all of y’all for today’s showing. I’m sure you’re simultaneously enjoying the fun of mutiny while also understanding the risk. Please also know how much it means to us here in the feebl…

Can you let me know when you will be returning to sports coverage so I can go back to checking in once or twice per day? I have a lot to do today at work and all of these posts about non-sports topics are distracting because I Must Read Every Single One of Them. Whereas with the sports stuff I really only care if its…