Dollars to donuts, this is a concession ad. “See honey? I tried to sell it but no one made a real offer. I just paid the insurance and reg for another year, may as well keep it. I’ll try again next fall.”

Dude alternatives: I use “mate” a lot these days. It sounds Australian, so it’s cool!

This will be Burfict’s 14th suspension in his NFL career, and his third for an illegal hit. After his ejection, the Raiders captain ran off the field blowing kisses to the booing crowd.

Can we just call him Doug? He looks like the dude in the Liberty Mutual commercials.

I don’t know if it was a British thing, but they were a big deal for a while over here. Mainly for the cartoons - Arabian Knights and The Three Musketeers iirc, plus some weird island adventure (“Uh-oh, Jungo!” was a catchphrase I think) - but the Splits were popular too. I’ve got a beany of one of them knocking…

Sounds like perfect weather for a prestigious quadrennial soccer tournament!

pelotón o plomo 

Could have been worse- usually when a Colombian ends up 80 kilos short, his whole family gets murdered.

““I believe it’s important to support our President whether he was your candidate or not,” Cameron told SI.com’s Grant Wahl.“

Fuck this shit.

Because the Lollipop Guild is full, short stack.

You’re goddam right 5'7" is no. 2. Perfect fit for airlines and 98% of automobiles, I can easily reach low shelves and still get to most high shelves unless they’re over the range hood or refrigerator. Quite frankly, I don’t understand why more people aren’t 5'7"

One of the Tulsa kids ran forward but turned his back to save his face. Had he gone forward, he would have blocked it.

“Upstairs, at the Pence’s private suite—separate from the Trumps’—he tried again for a victory kiss, and again she told him to back off.”

Christ, even their fights are boring.

The wheels can be quickly swapped, and the hood scoop can be removed. You may even be tempted to make this car look tasteful and close to stock.

Orphan remains my greatest moviegoing experience. It was just a so-so thriller, but at the big reveal a tween/early-teen girl sitting down the row from us stood up and shouted ESTHER GOT TITTIES at the top of her lungs. It was incredible and probably the hardest I’ve ever laughed in public.

Thank god someone finally said it. I just  thought that rape was part of the Lyft experience. 

Don’t worry, they are launching a Community Safety Education, which will be an “initiative to ensure everyone who uses Lyft always remembers what behavior is acceptable in a ride.” This is per an Instragram ad I saw in my stories. I’m glad I’ll be able to learn that rape is not acceptable behavior during a ride.

I saw this van being trailered through Houston last November.