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I’M SORRY JOE
“IT, for constantly unlocking my computer”
“When I was nine years old, I assumed that Pink was a very light-skinned black woman.”
From 2002 people, 2002.
This is really funny and really Brownsy. But I think the best part is that there was a moment where some junior sleuth who interns for the Browns looked at an Instagram post by a Cleveland DJ and exclaimed, “We got you, you son of a b***h!” and then excitedly picked up his phone.
My dad used to call Roger Clemens a “thickhead” and after reading your note I think I may have misheard him all those times.
And I looked back and saw only one set of footprints in the sand, and I asked God, “Why, when I needed you most, why did you abandon me?” God replied, “No, Antonio, it was then that I carried you. Because you cryogenically froze your fucking feet. This was one month ago! How do you not remember this?”
sarah believes being a woman trumps being a monster.
“Metadata” is actually in my job description, so anyone who has a problem with my using the word can blow it out his/her ass.
He didn’t say he didn’t want an SUV, he said he didn’t need an SUV, which is the case for 99 percent of SUV buyers.
seems like a weird flex to instantly doubt, but you do you, chief
This stuff is ‘Luke came across something he thought was cool and shared it’.
My wife doesn’t find most of the things I show her to be funny, but she sure did laugh at that. Those Jeep commercials broke her, she wants to see Jeremy Renner crash and burn now. Frankly, I kinda do too and the man has done absolutely nothing to deserve such spite, except follow his dreams. But I’ll be god damned if…
“That’s not like him...” they say.
YEAAAAAAAAAH
I was thinking BF (“He has also apologized to the LGBTQ+ community”)