Dollars to donuts, this is a concession ad. “See honey? I tried to sell it but no one made a real offer. I just paid the insurance and reg for another year, may as well keep it. I’ll try again next fall.”

That’s correct. The right-hand man is the dexterous one.

I though the left hand man was the sinister one. 

Dude alternatives: I use “mate” a lot these days. It sounds Australian, so it’s cool!

Nah, you’re good. 

This will be Burfict’s 14th suspension in his NFL career, and his third for an illegal hit. After his ejection, the Raiders captain ran off the field blowing kisses to the booing crowd.

Can we just call him Doug? He looks like the dude in the Liberty Mutual commercials.

I don’t know if it was a British thing, but they were a big deal for a while over here. Mainly for the cartoons - Arabian Knights and The Three Musketeers iirc, plus some weird island adventure (“Uh-oh, Jungo!” was a catchphrase I think) - but the Splits were popular too. I’ve got a beany of one of them knocking…

Um, this sounds fucking stupid and ineffective. The amount of carbon dioxide they’ll keep out of the air by not burning 15 buckets of coal would have been processed by two trees. Their time, energy, and resources would have been better spent planting trees and like... making viral videos to educate and lobby for their…

Sounds like perfect weather for a prestigious quadrennial soccer tournament!

This was a great little movie. I’m honestly afraid to rewatch it as an adult for fear it will tarnish the memories I have.

pelotón o plomo 

Could have been worse- usually when a Colombian ends up 80 kilos short, his whole family gets murdered.

““I believe it’s important to support our President whether he was your candidate or not,” Cameron told SI.com’s Grant Wahl.“

The smartest thing could have done was to complain about the audio quality. “Sorry, hard to hear your questions. These are not as good as ours....”

I suppose my condom’s right out, then?

I’ve been grossed out by my own earbuds; no way I’m sharing yours.

Fuck this shit.

Because the Lollipop Guild is full, short stack.

You’re goddam right 5'7" is no. 2. Perfect fit for airlines and 98% of automobiles, I can easily reach low shelves and still get to most high shelves unless they’re over the range hood or refrigerator. Quite frankly, I don’t understand why more people aren’t 5'7"