Im truly sorry almost everyone in this comment section failed to see your point. They just see “Oh, it’s that scientist guy! surely what he is saying is important and relevant!”

starring this because out of all the “no, U shut the fuck up” comments this is the best one

...and in that moment the F-18 will absolutely decimate an F-14 turning the climax into a 15 second turkey shoot. 

PREMISE

Maverick is a defense test pilot now. Since the FAA permits private-sector flyers up to the age of 65, his age is no big deal. Some vague middle eastern power NOT IRAN OKAY GUYS COME ON gets up to something, and Maverick is recruited to run some kind of small aerial infiltration. The enemy air force will…

Because shut up, Kyle.

My last flight had a half-full (or was it half-empty?) cup of coffee in the seat back pocket.

Another infuriating, stark reminder that abusers don’t fit any specific profile, they’re everywhere. Apologies for apparently being one of the few commenters who don't find this funny.

I don’t know, but I feel he should be doing it behind closed doors. Think of the children. And their bats.

I’m sure a certain subset of furries are going to love this. Good for them.

Nooo, but there’s a flash of white as your eyes roll to the back of your skull then a black spiral and a free fall that lasts forever. Just my own experience.

“not sure what happened, we should have been there by now..."

He was let go because he’s the only guy in Iowa with a personality

FUCK YOU, JEFF. MY NAME WAS WRITTEN ON THE YOGURT.

Dolan is like that guy Gary at work. You fart in his office and steal his yogurt and then all of a sudden it’s litigation and death threats. Chill Gary 

If I was commenting on this article, then I would be commenting on this article

That line of people down the aisle waiting for their turn......too funny.

The moat-and-wall thing was settled hundreds of years ago. It goes in front for a good reason.

I assume screaming, “There’s a monster on the wing!” is not recommended.

If someone would have ‘suggested” that Billie Jean King focus more on her game than playing Bobby Riggs, she would have blown a racket. Stop with the hypocrisy, Billie Jean.