His twit-pic looks like confused Travolta.

First mistake was not prefacing the story with “Many people have said...” or “I’ve heard many times...”

Is there an a la carte option? I’m asking for a friend.

“Trust me.. never buy a depreciating asset. If it drives, flies, floats or f*cks - lease it!” Dwayne Johnson, Ballers.

“I knew as a follower of Christ I needed to take quick and decisive action, and I did,” Kintner said in a statement.

I’ve got a 10 year old 4Runner and I’m not afraid to use it.

That Wikipedia page.... damn.

Perhaps no sane parent would consent to allow their child to attend the Good News Club, either.

I withhold judgement on the style until I can see Padma wearing one.

It works. As a youngling, it was Zeus watching and waiting for movement.

I’m assuming this Christian tweet relates to this, but could be wrong. I don’t even know how to get the actual tweet in here. “It shouldn’t be exceptional to work with brilliant people just because they’re not sample size. Congrats aren’t in order, a change is.” Good on him.

Freewill (and free market) checking in... no dollars for you. Now f**k off.

I remember him from Funhouse.

It’s a Texas history reference to the Battle of Gonzales, “considered to have been the start of the Texas Revolution”.

Based on the state, the hairdo and the choice of words, I’m thinking that she has a well-used cassette tape of B. J. Thomas’ “Another Somebody Done Somebody Wrong Song”

I am irrationally annoyed by the editing of the coffee spill scene.

And that is what Jesus would do.

Assassin’s Creed: Tulip Mania

Based on the lens flare at the very end (5:10), I’m guessing this was an Abrams production.

Was this the tiger that was in a wildlife refuge that was getting flooded so the handler took the tiger to someone to “babysit” who wasn’t prepared for something like this and the tiger escaped? Or does Houston just have lots of free-range tigers?