Word on the street is that George Harrison caught it. Up there.

Gushing really is a poor choice of words here. “[T]he supposed anal tear was so minor that Mr. Goguen was unaware of it until Ms. Baptiste emailed him after the fact gushing about how wonderful the night was...”

I refuse to call him by that name because

Right - this guy!

By their (il)logic, no president should be able to appoint anyone during their entire 2nd term because they won’t be “accountable to the voters”

I play Eve when I’m bored with TF2. I play TF2 when I’m bored with Eve. Good lord, I’m old.

Everything is different, but the same... things are more moderner than before... bigger, and yet smaller... it’s computers... San Dimas High School football rules!

“When you’re dealing with kids, there are all kinds of issues,” he said. “There are family issues. Parents have agendas...”

St. Johns, Newfoundland. Seems to be as far east as you can go in North America. The ferry ride over to the island isn’t a deal killer for me.

All will be ok because it will shortly be forgotten - like by tomorrow morning. Until then, Stevie Nicks doing her version of DiCaprio’s haters gonna hate walk.

Aaah, Cosby’s fave Christmas song... “Say, what’s in this drink?”

He’s cooler than anyone realizes - that’s a Lebowski sweater.