Not instantly. I'm a ferret owner (obviously - that's how I know the actual facts of the case instead of media-friendly sound bytes), and I was terrified that the stupidity of these people would cost me my babies.

And we actually don't have evidence that the ferret did it. Ryan and Carrie Waldo also had rottweilers.

Um, no, they aren't, and no, they don't. You know that the Waldos also had rottweilers, right? And that the ferret in their house wasn't a pet ferret, but a Black-Footed Ferret, which is a wild, dangerous animal?

I have 3 ferrets and they've never bitten anyone, let alone ate fingers. They're not gross, either. They're like kittens.

...Why would you leave a ferret alone with a baby? They're great pets. Terrible babysitters.

That wasn’t a ferret nice thing to say...

I wear a tuxedo when I fly, but only on flights after 6pm.

Peter Steele had a sister?

Nurses.

Um, people in relationships flirt all the time and it's not generally harmful.

Nicolle Wallace?!? Someone call Goran and Eames!

This restaurant didn't do "sides." All dishes were complete on the plate. "Just the entrée" still wouldn't have communicated the meaning, I'm afraid. I said to the customer "the restaurant is using the French meaning of "entrée," which is the lighter first course." She didn't like that, and was shaking her head. So…

I care!!!

Here's an NBC article on the subject. Basically, there are a lot of strains of HPV, and Gardasil only covers four of them. They're currently developing a vaccine that will cover more of them, but still not all.

No! Complicated natural systems are scary! It must be evil Big Pharma trying to kill us all.

It's not gross I swear.

What exactly would one be penalized if the broke the contract?

If Wonder Woman has to have her cans out for everyone to see isn't it arguably sexist for Peter Parker to not have a bulge?

AHHHH A TOUCH OF SATAN AAAAAAH MARK I LOVE YOU FOREVER MARRY ME