Gluten is fucking awesome.

A bunch of commenters on here are talking up Australia, but you guys aren't fucking fooling me; they have spiders that legally have to be classified as anti-tank weapons.

Your first 'graph. We're fucking doomed.

It's not just food service employees.

Health workers are inundated with lectures about their great responsibility to their clients and keeping them healthy, but try to call off sick as a health worker. My employer has actually told people that they couldn't call off. Employees who tried to call off were told that they…

This goes for a whole lot more than just food service or retail. I was an RN for 38 years and I've watched a nursing manager give another nurse an ILLEGAL shot of Compazine from hospital stock and send her right back out on the floor to take care of patients with the threat that if she went home or even went…

That's the thing: it ISN'T deliberate malice. It's something much, much worse: de-sensitized apathy and a ground-in tendency to turn off your basic empathy for your fellow man.

So glad someone gets this and so glad its someone who uses the "are we doing phrasing again" bit. ARCHER FOREVER.

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So much this. Not even with the car running and AC on. True story time. When my son was 2 years old, his dad and I stopped for gas and ice in the middle of the summer, in Texas. While he pumped , I went inside to pay. As I walked outside I saw that (1) the van was running (2) my toddler was toddling about the cargo…

circumcision is when a dick is filed down into a point, yes.

FUCK NO Bruno Mars(???!!!)

You guys! I just got engaged! He proposed in the noodles aisle of the grocery store, everyone was confused as to why we were so excited/happy/kissing. There was no kneeling (thank God!), only happy questions and smiling. Last night he asked my parents if they were cool with him proposing and I guess he had been…

She was obviously on the verge of a break there. You did right to avoid the drama by unfriending her. Let her have her crazy time.

Mr. Barge once told a joke under conscious sedation that, when he's fully conscious, takes a long time and has a potentially offensive punchline. Nothing too bad, just a lot of cursing but you have to know your audience before you tell this joke. So, he told it. He can't remember actually telling it or whether he…

That's that 'cross-training' I've heard so much about?

OMG....OMG! *dies* Also, you look great. :) Any good Richard stories?

Here's me and Richard in his latest workout video. =) I love him.

Yeah but Isha when Pirates of the Caribbean breaks down the pirates don’t eat the tourists.

You see very few very fat women in portraiture of the time, and even Rubens women weren't as big as people think. The fluctuation between weights considered beautiful by European standards don't deviate all that much, and the trends were actually more about where that weight was distributed ( a trend for small breasts…