fenrir
Fenrir
fenrir

What? No.

Are you implying James Cameron is not a hack?

What faults?

I love how Steve Jobs et al. can do no wrong, ever. See? It's not Apple! It was the evil patent trolls!

lol. I liked this response.

1/0

Ok.

Everyone knows there are 65,535. That one is a uint.

See, now, this I could get behind, the way you phrased it in your first comment, just screamed "entitled, selfish brat". This last one however, makes a lot of sense, and is actually what I think everyone looks for when initiating a conversation.

Yes, MOM.

I just say "Sorry, no watch" while walking or just plain ol' ignore 'em.

Indeed.

They invented fabric.

1/10

Thankfully, they are not.

Really? 19 days and *that* was the best you could do?

Father, that was just heavenly.

'How does that related', indeed.

*golf clap*

Holy shit, Apple was right, ANY rectangle with rounded corners is an iPad.