>following of standards

Now, now, Sam, don't let facts get in the way of a perfectly good paranoia.

Not to mention you can just go ahead and doze off while still on them. And you'll BOTH be comfortable.

Oh God, you just cast a horrible new light on my finding my father's old Playboys when I was but a cub.

I know, a wasted opportunity :P

But they die happy, dammit!

The article on salt made a very interesting read.

Blame Kinja for that :P

Wow, these are awesome.

I don't wanna live on this planet anymore...

She also desperately needs a tan.

O__O

Or, are you?

Ahahaha, I expected there to be a comment like this (or post one myself if need be). Internet, you never disappoint.