Why would you want to ride idiots?

Next time, try doing it well.

0/10

#firstworldproblems

Only if you don't get it vaccinated.

You know, you're right, they should stop all research, I mean, what for, amirite?

Which is even explicitly stated in the article...

Nope, nothing wrong with you at all.

Huh... it just sounds so fake :P

I remember liking it.

It's a company built on arrogance, what did you expect?

What is this sorcery?

>Neutron based his Mother Brain on her appearance in the cartoon series Captain N: The Game Master

Read my mind. Sorry, most of us live in a world where doing crap like what this article suggests would be a huge luxury.

I was gonna go with "SCIENCE!" but your answer works too.

I just can't get over your using 'deracinate' (twice, even) as if it were an actual word.

Graph jokes.

For a moment there I thought you were referring to a rat burger. To which I was gonna make a Demolition Man joke. But alas...

*whoosh*

I actually came here from a link in that other article :P