Still, isn't there a contract they have to adhere to?

Hit a nerve there, did I?

I was thinking the same thing, what kind of horrible human being uses water instead of milk? :P

Amen.

No, you see, he says it's fact and then mockingly calls it Reloaded, like Matrix, that alone validates all his spiel as fact.

For SCIENCE!

You can tell by the comment quality.

Because you're probably using it wrongTM

They should've been called KK&K's

You guys are all wrong, Apple invented color [patent pending]

By your logic, if I say I think the world should drive on the left side, that makes it work?

This, so much.

Steve Jobs has done a number on the world.

I realize I shouldn't have to ask, but which one are you referring to?

You don't need 720p. It's been decreed.

The majority of the planet uses metric.

Glass houses.

I truly enjoyed the movie, but it was hard as hell to keep a straight face as he delivered all of his lines in faux-Connery.

She can worm my tongue whenever she wants...

Yes.