I've always been a man of few words. I was gonna go with:

Me? I would've written all of that *just* to set up the pun :3

So, next time, try reading the article?

Yeah, but why? :P

So ridiculously outdated that most languages on Earth do it, huh?

As a Mexican, I have to say that that Michelada recipe is not the standard.

Isn't one of the first things they teach writers is not to paraphrase?

Isn't there a word for actors of the female gender?

Yeah, man, they go around planting flags wherever they feel like.

Pero qué tristeza, n'est-ce pas?

That's so mean.

You say mediocrity, I see awesome.

Lol, like that scrawny Parker guy could ever be Spider-Man.

No offense man, but with that mindset, I sincerely doubt you have much of a brain to waste.

Because there is no possible way he could take the characters and, I dunno, adapt them into another story, amirite?

Lana, not Lane.