It was sort of a thing some years ago to translate names, look at old history/science books, you won't find Adolf Hitler or Charles Darwin or Josef Stalin, you will find Adolfo, Carlos and José.

Like I said in response to another comment, Abelardo is the yellow one, Montoya is the Green one.

Yes, but Satan and Zatan(na) would have the same pronunciation in Spanish, sort of a big no-no in Catholic Hispanoamerica.

No, no. Abelardo (a pun on ave, bird) was Big Bird, the yellow, ugly one.

It's not the same without the flailing.

This sounds amazing.

Uh, huh, then you find that a milliliter on a mountaintop is not the same as a milliliter at sea level.

I hate to say that while I can relate, my eyes glazed over by the 3rd paragraph.

So much this.

If it has good hardware and a low price, I can live with that.

I still have nightmares of the modem connection sounds.

Yeah, because this looks impossible to monetize, amirite?

Russia.

This is wrong, because anyone who says they drink beer for the taste is a filthy liar.

Bro, you just told a cool story.

You don't read much, do you?

I'm always amused the amount of solipsism that goes on in Lifehacker.

Indeed, they are mixing their punks up.

Shut up and take my money.