Indeed, unfortunately, scientists are too busy doing, well, science to deal with the hassle of holding the press' leash.

It's pretty badass, I like comrade platypus.

And obviously you don't realize EULAs are not legally binding.

Hammer and Sickle...

Do you sell these kinds of bottles? You seem a little too worked up.

Maybe it referred to a particularly successful theft.

The debacle wasn't the discovery, not even the mistake leading to it, it was the smorgasbord of hype that was caused by the initial report, which had to be promptly shot down once the mistake was discovered.

No, it's true! I read that on a blog.

The people who complain about people complaining about Facebook.

The lack of sources are pretty telling.

Nice. Gotta love when the smug ones who have no sense of humor get owned.

74.67% of people who view that graph find it funny.

Valid points.

Didn't He-of-the-plaid-shirt, Mr. Lucas himself say Light=Good, Dark=Bad?

I dunno, the genre, because of its simplicity, attracts the kind of personality in gamers I loathe.

She also sic'd catsup.

You know, I hate FPS games with a passion, but what you say is so true.

Like buying Apple?

I'll be sure to tell Bubba.

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