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I don't know what this is. Everything about it is just horrible. Even if she was going for an edgy look it fails.

I hate this kind of dress cut. It makes her legs look so stocky.

This is unacceptable. She looks like she's standing up straight and it still bunches. Bad fit.

I agree, and it seems to be one of the few places where you can still can get reasonably priced natural fibre clothing (cotton, linen, viscose). And every now and then they'll have a really cute dress or top or pair of shorts; like one per season, maybe, but in good fabric that will last forever.

Actually - just like Apple - both work, both are fine and both mean different things - this has been discussed to death on - you know - the internet.

I don't think any Sunday school teachers actually get paid.

Dress normally. I'm so glad I'm not in the US, I would be constantly cringing if I had to see this ad campaign every day.

It's like instead of lifting her tits into the corset she's tucked her nipples into the corset.

I got a great recipe from LHJ.

I think they should just give us free wifi period, like Starbucks. Didn't I already pay enough for this flying seat?

"Think about it, dame! Millions of fans at your feet. Just sign this contract and I'll make you a star!"

The decorating advice I found consistently great. So many of the shelter mags today (as well as the blogs) are either aspirational or useless D.I.Y. The LHJ advice is very: Look, here's what's up, you've got $X to redecorate that living room for 1949 and here's how you're gonna do it.

Some of this is surprisingly practical. That computer purchase one seems silly now, but if you were buying a PC in the 80s/90s, some of those questions were helpful (including the school computers.) People forget that a lot of formats weren't easily ported across systems in those days. God help the poor kid in the

You know, if those goddamned trolls hadn't ruined it for everyone, I would be able to post the 1969 moon landing cross stitch/embroidery pattern from LHJ I found at an antique store this summer. It's amazing. Fucking trolls. And also fucking women's magazines for no longer having embroidery patterns.

I have fond memories of that magazine. As a preteen in the late 60s, I actually looked forward to going with my mother to visit her aunt every few months. While they talked in the kitchen in hushed tones about adult subjects - who was having marital issues, fertility issues, menopause etc. - I'd be sitting quietly in

Wait what? I need to know more about this. I demand that you return to the library and procure more information! How do you make it without destroying the peel? What color rose should I use? Can I eat the rose? It it candied? What if Nellie Oleson puts a frog inside mine?

This woman has been photoshopped. I can tell.

And how will I binge watch House Hunters on HGTV when I'm flying to the East coast? Might be for the best, as I inevitably become angry and resentful of the house hunters themselves.