I'm 5 feet tall, pear-shaped, and fat. Trust me.

I've been looking and looking, but I fear that by I find a pair of skinny jeans that works for me, the trend will be over. I'm basically built like a pregnant woman (I think my body is getting back at me for the "not gonna be using that uterus" thing) and have yet to try on a pair of skinnies that doesn't make me look…

I have been building a summer wardrobe comprised entirely of knit dresses. I feel like I'm pulling a fast one by combining the comfort of pajamas with the illusion that I'm still making an effort. It's hard for me to picture the yoga pant that can really pull off that trick.

Dresses. I seriously never wear pants in the summer. I refuse to. I just sweat and feel all kinds of miserable. No thanks!

There are several issues here: the police claim there was a struggle, but note that they never actually claimed it was Brown that took part; eye-witnesses have a different version of the "struggle," anyways; in any version of events, Brown was running away, not fighting, at the point when he was first shot (and…

Gwyneth to JLaw - that's like going from your mean grandma's picture-perfect house with plastic runners, slipcovers and well-dusted Hummel collection to your fun grandma's house full of cigarettes, cats and afternoon cocktails. I think the kids will love stepmom.

Do French pharmacies carry a special cream for confusion? What kind of Swiss wood makes the best $200 spoons for stirring up weird feelings?

Of course. Crotch licking is just another reason to keep their mouths clean. Also, their breath resembles the smell of a Porta Potty without brushing.

So cute! But I'm going to be the jerk who pipes up with a negative comment also - many dogs do not like being kissed or anyone getting up in their faces. I have a sweet, adorable rescue that looks like a teddy bear come to life. He is so loving and kind, but does NOT want strangers in his face. Which is…

DAISY YOU HAD ONE JOB.

Now you're just TALKIN CRAZY

The cynic in me is wondering if there are studies that say women spend more when they feel empowered.

Plus Kate's husband has her back in a way Diana's never did.

No- when you're a vegan, it just feels like purgatory.

Fool! I got the home abortion kit off Amazon!

Sucka! I went for the buy 3, get 3 free deal. (And I can use them at a later date.)

My friend and I took advantage of the Two for One deal at the Abortionarium last Tuesday. Got my membership card punched too.

6. If your [sic] only going to show up for food and alcohol and really have no interest other than that

Also putting her in an attractive piece of clothing would have been a plus.

I've tried them a couple of times, in the 90s, because friends were insisting I should try and persist. Every single time I would get so cranky after a couple of hours, and then realize it was because there was a thong in my butt. I hate them. They're gross. They are ugly. They give you yeast infections. Why bother?…