Real ecowarriors boil down their own urine and use the salt from that. Poser.

Per Daily Mail: KK or KW2 on that picture, looks like she is having major headache searching for victim #4.

If I want a flavor snack, I eat dried lentils flavored with the salt of my own tears from watching videos of endangered animals.

"Binge-watching-size" made me LOL for real. Thank you for that! I plan to steal this and work it into conversation as soon as I can.

I mean, really, Nestle's been doing this for years. It's crappy ice cream but it's in the grocery store/gas station and it comes in small and 'binge-watching' sizes:

Hahaha Creamy White Spread. Hi I'm twelve :)

Clearly avoided Catherine Deneuve's surgeon.

Perhaps she went to the Brazilian surgeon that Tom Cruise is rumored to use who charges north of $100k for a facelift. Good work is expensive.

She was fabulously authentic (read: not plastic) on Dexter. I think they retouched her big time. So yeah, hire a 60+ woman, but god forbid you let her look 60+!

yeah, I just made potato salad with some Blue Plate that was on sale. I believe it should be called Creamy White Spread, instead of mayonnaise

Ooof, that hit me right in the childhood!

Third, have a very good and subtle work done.

All black underpants FTW.

No but you really shouldn't. They are full of all sorts of harmful stuff like formaldehyde. If you have allergies, especially, they are a HUGE no-no. They make me sick as a dog and super itchy.

I didn't understand the point of that National Review article at all. (Maybe I'm not smart enough to understand it, but at least that means I'm not a neeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrdddddd.) Is the crux of it "fuck liberals for valuing intelligence and knowledge"?

Nate Silver is plenty bona fide last time I checked. Statistics is still math, right? Dude works with equations. He is a nerd.

Posting this was like breaking the bottle of champagne over a yacht. Let the geeky commentary commence!

I assume you could just give the child up for adoption, the old standby for unwanted babies. Or fuck with both parents by having an abortion. I would be interested to see if a surrogate "renter" could force the "landlord" not to get an abortion.