Maybe this is a reflection on me, but I was being genuine. I’m not trolling! I honestly think that Silver Shadow would be great for this guy. Is it really that crazy?

I’m on the same wavelength as David today apparently. “Land Cruiser” was my first thought. Nothing says conservatively managed wealth like a land cruiser.

They thought this was a great soundbite?

I wrote this elsewhere, but even as a not entirely traditional person, I really only cared about the ceremony. I wouldn’t have cared if my sister wore this for photos or during the reception or interrupted our first dance or whatever. But to me the ceremony is the only part of the wedding that is actually important,…

instead settling on: “I’m okay, everything’s okay.”

I don’t like nutmeg so I can’t get into pumpkin spice. But the hate is so ridiculous.

I hate to be that guy, but I’m going to be that guy. One mile. Why not simply walk back?

I feel like judging people for enjoying pumpkin spice was amusing in 2013, and got kinda tired by 2015. I personally have embraced my basic fall being. Pumpkin spice reminds me of the fancy Barnes & Noble in the town I grew up in and browsing the music and movies section, and all the promise and possibilities I…

Not feeling sorry for people who have such a mindless faith in technology. A little paranoia is in order. I recently too a road trip and brought the second key fob for my car - just in case. I pat myself down every time I leave the house to make sure I have my keys, I even take my house key with me to mow my own lawn.…

Maybe it’s because the rest of the news is a constant grind of awfulness, but I kind of love this ongoing slapfight between Actual College Professor and The Living Avatar Of The Dunning-Kruger Effect.

Exactly.  As a native of Northern Michigan, the real question is why did this guy ever bother eating cherry pie that wasn’t from northern Michigan or think it would compare?

I was fully thinking she was being unreasonable until I saw that it wasn’t just a lookalike, they used actual photos of her to sell shit.

If this was the best question The Salty Waitress received all week, I’d be absolutely horrified to read what didn’t make it.

My issue isn’t talking about racism, I have to deal with too much of it personally to push it to the side. My issue is you starting a conversation with a sentence that can easily be taken by someone as you dismissing what the victim here is saying because he’s accustomed to seeing it everywhere. It’s the same premise…

Welp I’ll be striking that off my list. That entire posture is my least favorite thing about food media. Don’t think I wanna read 100s of pages of some dude bro bitching about big beer, that’s a good portion of my working day as it is.

See also Michael Pollan.

I used to read Dear Prudence and remember that while a lot of the advice was good, Emily Yoffee would go off the rails whenever anybody talked about rape or consent. It’s really odd that she would proactively choose write about rape and sexual harrassement stories in defense of the potential criminals. Even if she…

also because she remembered a 2013 story in which Yoffe baldly argued that college women should “stop getting drunk” to solve the problem of campus sexual assault.

$20 bucks for 3 hours is less than minimum wage.  That doesn’t sound great at all.

Ryan Reynolds was with Alanis Morissette? God herself?

Martha Stewart once SCREAMED at my (now ex) husband and his coworkers for having the audacity to be hosting a team cookout on the day she arrived at their workplace. It was insane. It was uncalled for. And I still would take her over Gwyneth any day of the week, and twice on Sunday.