I don’t know why, but Brittany Murphy’s sad end haunts me more than just about any other Hollywood tragedy.  I think because, in contrast to so many stories of tragedy, which tend to involve corruption and some kind of descent into drugs and illness, Murphy by comparison seemed naive and earnest in her desire to…

Have Lena Dunham and Jack Antonoff been broken up as long as they were together? It's like listening to someone still complaining about their high school relationship. 😬

Thanks for your service; hopefully that means you made it back without sustaining serious injuries?

I have as well, but the party beer is also front-and-center. It’s not hiding in the back behind a wall of tupperware and that ancient bottle of mustard.

Not only that, you can get a Mercedes S500 for that money!

Way more than 127 were still on the road.  127 is the number that made it home.

Wonder Wich ones taverish and hoovie bought.. 

You could also wear a diaper and not have to take your ass out of your pants to poop. Thats convenience > practicality.

I can believe he’s a self-absorbed douchebag who loves the smell of his own farts, and I even believe the rumours that he’s a terrible lover only interested in his own satisfaction. However, for whatever reason, I suspect that Leo’s actually been decent about consent and legality.

YES. And I guarantee that every #boymom who says “well, my son has lots of energy/likes playing with toy trucks/makes fart jokes” because he’s a boy also uses that justification to excuse behavior that ranges from totally normal for a child that age (meltdowns and tantrums happen), to totally abnormal but justifiable,…

I’m a mom of a six month old boy, but I’m not a #boymom. Not only do I not have time to read mommy blogs or get into mom culture, but it seems very limiting for mothers to build their outward identity around motherhood. I mean, yeah, I spend like 80% of my time when not working or sleeping with my baby, but at least I…

So, like...Eminem doesn’t belong in that comparison.  Like, love his music or hate it, he is one of the best technical rappers in the genre.  This is just a fact.

Somebody's white uncle would like you to know it was Hillary, sir.

Eminem’s been around for 20+ years now and has remained an incredible artist and musician, never once dipping in quality or popularity throughout that time, so that might explain it.

Hey I can respect that you came back and admitted that after reading the garbage. I appreciate that. 

Facts don’t care about your feelings. As far as he’s concerned, they care a whole hell of a lot about his feelings.

LOL @ the hair detail, off topic - I imagine it was just a bun and the reporter was reaching for a word that sounded European, to match her seeming Eastern European

What’s the name of this club? Bus Station Men’s Room?

Didn’t Trump say something about revoking the Scientology tax-exempt status? God, I would love to see Scientologists and Trumpers going at each other. Fucking glorious.

Nooooooooooo!