White Sox fans are trash and I can’t imagine working at that stadium even for a day.

I just want to see a picture of the turtle indicator light. I bet it’s adorable.

Now you’re making me crave the maple cotton candy from the Champlain Valley Fair.

If you’re talking about the meals in the microwavable pouches, they were made by Tasty Bite. Still available under the brand name but cost twice as much as the TJ’s version.

I’ll take fondant over marzipan any day.

Name of this Chicago bakery plz.

Their soups and salads were great. I can’t believe they took them off the menu.

That’s where we are with the Goose Island Clybourn brewpub. We used to love that place. Then they changed the menu and we decided to give it a shot anyway. We’ve had three consecutive terrible experiences there since they revamped the place, almost as bad as your experience described here, and we’ll never go back.

I don’t do burgers but I’ll pass the recommendation to my husband. We usually hit Twisted Spoke for cocktails for dessert after dinner across the street at Coalfire (my favorite pizza in the city).

I was thinking the same thing. I’d love to see Twisted Spoke do this. Highly underrated cocktails there.

“One time I burned down a Friendly’s because the Folger’s they served wasn’t descaled properly. They deserved it.”

I spent a year driving a pre-production Euro-spec C30 and I absolutely adored it and considered buying one. Unfortunately, they detuned the shit out of it for the U.S. market and I couldn’t get over how different it felt.

Kristen Callavari or whatever that chick’s name was who was on the Laguna Beach with her is probably fucking terrible.

<3

I’m still partial to nose wheelies.

The Raiu Edition is pretty damn close to the U.S.-spec Series.Gray Edition. I paid $32,800 for mine. 

Long-running VWvortex/TCL joke.

Maybe. I live in Chicago now and I don’t know anyone here who uses the term aside from Subaru enthusiasts. In Vermont it was really common, probably both because there were so many Subarus and because Subaru owners, even non-enthusiasts, seemed to like their cars more than average people.

Scoobies>Scooby Doo’s>Scoobaru>Subaru

...but he spanked the little rice hatch.