I recently found out that journos in LA regularly street-park blocks away from their residences and the fleets just look the other way. If I did that in Chicago and anything happened, I’d never get another car. 

Ocasio-Cortez is a fucking delight.

I can’t read Afrikaans, but that old print ad seems to be saying you are a c*nt if you’re in the showroom, and something about tweens chilling in classy wagons.

I used to think that, but it’s pretty clear that she also thinks that, and that eased my concern. 

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: I LOVE Queen Latifah. I’ve considered her my mother-figure ever since I got drunk and watched all the Ice Age movies. Consequently, Ray Romano is now my father.

There seems to be sufficient spaces. Parking enforcement is there to make sure people can park, not to be a revenue source.

Nickel City isn’t the first restaurant to attempt a sartorial/decor transformation. Chicago’s Lula Cafe dressed up for 15 years, ending the tradition in 2014 with a quinceañera for the neighborhood. A Shake Shack cosplayed as Bob’s Burgersduring this year’s San Diego Comic Con. And last year, arcade bar Replay (also…

Yeah. *shrug* 

Isn’t Detroit kind of out of the way? Or do you have some cool side trip planned?

The best pizza in Chicago is at Coalfire. The owner is from Western Massachusetts so I go there whenever I am homesick.

Her posture made my bad knee start to hurt.

I was wondering what had happened to Jessica Grose. Though, not enough to Google her or anything.

5 am is far too early to be reminded that Blake Shelton exists. Thanks, Stef.

I normally dislike car TV shows but this has a lot of potential because Sam Smith is fucking great.

They were supposed to come to Ulta and never did. I’d been wondering about that.

Thanks, I guess I didn’t know that either. For years my polling place was in the lobby of my condo building, so I’d get up and they’d be setting up as I was on my way out the door to the gym. When I got back, I’d hop in line and be voter 4 or 5 and done in two minutes.

When did this become less of a VW/Audi asshole thing and more of a general asshole thing?

Let’s not forget that “30 Rock” called out Bill Cosby before it went mainstream.

Yesterday, I saw a few beer blogs I follow riff on Kavanaugh’s uh, fondness for the beverage.

Makes me wonder who else has shit on my ex-husband...