The caption on that ‘gram made me hate her even more than I already do. Is that tone-deaf or what?

Same here. Especially since mascara goes bad/dry/useless so quickly.

*shrug*

Why is Blake Lively the exception? She is the blandest of all the basic-but-pretty girls.

Counterpoint: After two years of Birchbox, a year of Sephora Play, and countless GWPs, I have so many unopened mascara samples that I will never buy mascara again. Even if I open one and it looks or smells weird, I can toss it and move on to the next one. I think the brands kind of caused their own problem, here.

And Puffs and pedicures!

Come on, girl. Really? 

That gap in the front bumper is making me a little ill.

OMG, Jean.

A ton of my friends still live in the area. It baffles me.

Me too. I feel ya.

Oooooh, is it Windsor?

This car helped launch my writing career. I love it.

There are a couple hundred of them from ‘96.

I know the owner of that Harlequin Golf! Fucking awesome to see it here!

Over some tuna-fish-and-corn sandwiches – Depp’s favorite

Cancer is the fucking worst. So are bad thyroids.

This post reminded me how much I irrationally loathe Adam Duritz.

Ezra Shaw at Getty Images is having a very good day.

Why the fuck did you ask, then? Just to get an excuse to preach?