Yeah, she’s a knockout, but I just think it’s kind of crappy to reduce her to that so your comment struck a nerve.

And her voice.

The Duck Inn in Bridgeport has freakin’ fantastic gin cocktails.

Demeter Ocean and Fig Leaf are two of my all-time favorites. I should really stop wearing anything other than Ocean; I always get compliments from it.

What the fuck is going on with that teddy bear?

The whole Kardashian/Jenner family likely voted for Trump, but he’s the only one stupid enough to go to Trump tower for a photo op.

...invites to their first summer BBQ.

Everyone who beat me to the comments section is wondering what kind of parents let their 9-year-old go to Coachella, and I guess I glazed right over that because I was wondering what kind of parents let their 9-year-old daughter hang out with Chief Keef.

Thanks!

Truth. At one point, my ex and I owned six or seven VWs and one Audi between us. Not counting the parts Audi that we stripped and gave away, which was turned into — I kid you not — a hauler for clearing downed trees off a friend’s property.

A good person who doesn’t want to turn into a raging bitch because her car was dented by a shopping cart.

My anecdotal evidence completely supports this theory, and if you throw Audis into the mix, the larger data set also supports this theory.

I put away my shopping cart and any nearby stray carts.

I write about the car industry and don’t even have a car, so.

Well, that was kind of harsh.

Anytime I feel sorry for myself, I just need to remember that at least I am not @IGGYTODAY or @IADaily.

That was my first thought. That would be a way to feed them money and keep tabs on them without being suspicious to outsiders/showing up in documentation/etc.

Either way—it’s funny. What more can we ask of life?

Good. I finally got a foot in the door at this paper as a freelancer and I’ve been terrified that my editor was going to get laid off.

I haven’t listened yet, but I’ll queue ‘em up for a road trip this weekend. I’m intrigued. I got my start in the industry by writing feature stories about average people and their relationships with their cars, so I’m eager to see how you make this work — I know it’s really a lot more difficult than it sounds.