I hope one day to be as skilled at my craft so that I can afford to miss deadlines.

There goes my hope of ever getting “Link’s Awakening.”

Unfortunately, probably not. Without a reference thing at the right distance to look at and with all of the jostling and visibility issues it’s likely to still look relatively flat at that altitude.

So the earth is a pancake shaped like Google Maps, with a pie crust of ice around the perimeter?

This reminds me of that diagram that Courtney Love drew to “prove” she found Malaysia Flight 370.

This reads to me like she might have been harassed, just that it’s not the reason she left...?

Meanwhile, one would think he’d have enough restraint not to pull his shit on genuine Hollywood royalty like Rashida Jones. She doesn’t need him!

Keanu Reeves and Jason Segel.

JFC I cannot stand that woman.

Sours are foul, but man, bring on the hazy New England IPAs.

Having said that, who keeps a series of public appearances on the books when they know they are about to receive some kind of major (almost certainly negative) press of an undisclosed nature?

I get that vibe from “Shopgirl,” even though I think the female character is ~22. The fact that the actor who played that creepy older man also wrote the character of the creepy older man creeps me out.

This is brilliant. If the victim’s family never gets to forget, why the fuck should the perpetrator?

FWIW, the assault against Argento was about 20 years ago. She’s only been dating Bourdain for, like, a year.

I wouldn’t go that far. Navy Pier offers some fantastic views.

You are not allowed to ride bicycles on the sidewalk, including rental bikes and Divvy bike share bikes. If you’re afraid to ride on the street, biking is probably not the way to go because downtown sidewalks are way too crowded to accommodate confused and overwhelmed tourists on bikes.

#lukewarmtake

This is fucking awesome.

I was a little surprised when I first heard about the internship, and even more so that no one seems to be questioning it now. Surely, Malia Obama could intern wherever the fuck she wants; if she’s interested in film production it doesn’t have to be with Weinstein. I’m not going to side-eye the Obamas for “letting…

She broke her face in a car accident. It certainly wasn’t by choice.