Fuck Kyrie Irving.

The Infiniti version of the previous-gen Nissan Armada. So unnecessary. So fuckin’ ugly.

This is how I feel about Beck. He’s an incredible musician, but Scientology is so creepy. I used to work for a company run by Scientologists and it was really scary.

Can you tell me more about the Toronto org? I live downtown, about two blocks from their main building. It’s right on Yonge Street, the main drag, surrounded by newly building condo towers. It’s been boarded up for at least 5 years now, accumulating fines from the City for not following through on their development…

I didn’t like Red Velvet much, but I have an aversion to red velvet cake anyway.

People on low-carb or low-calorie diets.

The oatmeal cookie is one of my favorites. The oatmeal flakes help the texture a lot.

Pratt, on the other hand, you give that guy a piece of string and he’s entertained for hours.

Polar > La Croix. All day. Every day.

That’s... well, that’s special, all right.

I have received an actual death threat for sending a late rent letter to someone on the 20th of the month, when rent is due on the 1st.

Done. Thank you for sharing these links.

That’s cruel.

I have two cats that were front-declawed by their previous owners and at the time I adopted them, I was living in a downtown high-rise apartment building. I guess I should have taught my cats how to use the elevator and told ‘em they’d be just fine with their useless front paws, right?

Yeah. Just my passive-aggressive dig at the typical VWvortex dude. I’ve had my fill of them over the past... oh... 15 years.

Disclaimers aren’t a new concept, but seriously, just look at how prominent the warning text is on this photo; it actually covers part of the owner’s legs and the front of the Golf:

Yup. It’s the principle.

It makes me sick that my ex-husband might make money from the Ashely Madison data breach.

I have also worked in the sports department at the Burlington Free Press. OMG now I want to take Emma out for drinks.

I wish my MSF course had been women only. The dudes were obnoxious.