Or Celtics. Go Celtics.

Right? It doesn’t matter at all that the man Stewart cheated with was also cheating.

My heart is just breaking for you.

Don’t people sometimes hide drugs and/or money in artwork?

JFC that’s terrible. I’m so sorry.

I know; I live like three miles from UIC. I was embellishing somewhat.

and she’s studied abroad in six different countries.

Last time Trump “did something about Chicago” he could barely handle a bunch of white UIC students yelling at him.

I used to love Rondo so much, but man, he needs to grow up. And on a related note, I am SO EXCITED to see my Celts play the Bulls at the United Center next month.

Ah, the sweet innocence of someone who has apparently never visited VWvortex...

It’s only the beginning. :/

(Don’t most of Chicago’s gun problems stem from Indiana?)

Had the same reaction to the photo of Eric.

Yeah, we are pretty screwed here in Chicago. I nearly fainted when I saw our latest water bill.

...that Bruce Springsteen cannot stand his biggest, dumbest fan, Governor Chris Christie...

Just checking. Would hate to think you were getting hosed.

Do your press cars usually come with an empty tank? Mine come full, but not usually freshly waxed. Should I complain about that?

So cute!

I have a Genuine Buddy 150cc. How do you like the Stella (and what color is it)?

Ha! I was picturing high schoolers zooming around on those little ones. My bad!