Had the same reaction to the photo of Eric.

Yeah, we are pretty screwed here in Chicago. I nearly fainted when I saw our latest water bill.

...that Bruce Springsteen cannot stand his biggest, dumbest fan, Governor Chris Christie...

Just checking. Would hate to think you were getting hosed.

Do your press cars usually come with an empty tank? Mine come full, but not usually freshly waxed. Should I complain about that?

So cute!

I have a Genuine Buddy 150cc. How do you like the Stella (and what color is it)?

Ha! I was picturing high schoolers zooming around on those little ones. My bad!

Mine actually requires a motorcycle license! It’s a good time.

“It’s supposed to be very inclusive,” Halweg says. “I don’t care what kind of bike you show up on. I don’t care if you show up once a year. Like, whatever.”

I do, but I live near the Orange Line. Way easier for me!

Yeah, just go to Mitchell if you can. It’s a decent little airport. Quiet, clean, easy to get around.

That’s why I fly out of Midway. So easy, except for the mile-long, freezing cold walk from the Orange station to the terminal.

(an occupational hazard when you’re a woman writer, a life hazard when you’re kind of a bitch)

This is so oddly disturbing.

You don’t care that the door cards don’t match?

I’m just tired of all this weird combination of self-pity and self-congratulations.

I’m just here for the Alex Mack reference.

...people will either need to scootch their chairs and couches up, or have the console placed in the middle of the floor.

I mean, it’s up to Donna Brazile to not share the info. If she decided to do it, it was NOT at the behest of the Clinton Campaign.