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No. I was in diapers, and I am not a Chicago native.

I wouldn’t be alive today if I had; I’m sure of it.

Damn, good call, I might be goin’ there tonight.

I think I agree with this, but it would take a lot of emotional strife before I arrived at this conclusion.

Chicago PD, take note.

Ohhhh, Teddy Ruxpin. I had those books memorized. The one about the tree with the leaves that changed color or something, I could just recite.

That’s how we felt about our NES, too. I adored that thing.

I STILL want a fucking Gloworm.

‘til you get your arm blown off because they maybe sorta thought you were threatening them by reaching out the window?

No, we weren’t all rooting for her.

God, she annoys me even when the dumb thing she’s involved in isn’t even her fault.

I’ll just go kill myself then.

Would any black mayor suffice, or do you have someone specific in mind?

It’s the Magnificent Mile, not the Miracle Mile.

Yeah, that whole situation still baffles me. And I’ve moved to another neighborhood, but I still own the condo, so I still have to pay attention to what goes on in the area.

The lengths to which politicians will go to protect their own interests? The fact that everyone here is so used to it that it’s just accepted as a matter of course? The way they’re like, “So here’s your property tax increase; never mind that we paid five million in a settlement over a cop murdering a teenager and then

Yeah, it was so weird. My alderman’s office had been just a few blocks away; next thing I know, an alderman whose office is miles away in Pilsen is supposed to be advocating for my tiny little corner of the South Loop. That went well.