Yeah, I’m kind of getting a Doe Deere vibe from him, based just on this article.

I was leaning toward Shia LaBeouf, but okay.

““Coco Chanel stated that ‘I do not care what they think about me. I do not think of them at all.’ I believe that my perspective is that I do not have time to think about the hateful posters.”

I thought it was to reduce shoplifting.

“So I am old enough that when I was a senior in high school, I worked at Starbucks.”

Yes. With bows made of fondant.

Katy’s boobs tho...

What plenty of useless people still do... simply not have a job.

My #whitegirlproblems are that I can’t afford SoulCycle. :(

Just a few precious months and Jindal wouldn’t have been born in the US, either. The fact that his mother was pregnant with him while his parents were immigrating seems to be totally lost on him and his anti-immigration schtick.

I’m only getting one second of that. I’ll take your word for it.

Well, fuck.

Um. Did it get electrocuted? No one else seems concerned.

Lots of credit to Human Mother for having a great sense of humor about the whole thing.

This. They do look like a super cute couple on their good days. Sad that it isn’t the reality.

I don’t know, it doesn’t look like Kylie’s actually having much fun. Maybe she’s worried the camera isn’t close enough.

I posted my response before I saw you also hate JLH! OMG TWINSIES.

Jennifer Love Hewitt and Vince Vaughn.

I think I’m going to need to go skydiving one last time before I try to get pregnant.