I can only hope!

“I worked the opening shift and since my coffee house was in the middle of a Christian suburb, it was always very busy, especially on Fridays.”

Chicagoan here. Fuck Lolla.

I didn’t, because when they told me they were sending me a replacement they said they might not be able to honor my sample choice and at that point my original box was written off and we’d all just accepted I wasn’t going to get it. If I’d just gotten the original box on time and it was wrong I would have sent an…

I got two identical Birchboxes this month because I still didn’t receive my ship notification by the 20th. I got a notice that a replacement was being shipped; just a few minutes later, I got my regular shipping notification. The customer service rep was so condescending over email that I don’t even feel bad.

I might spend tomorrow morning emailing every single person I know at LEGO.

I’m glad I was too young for that.

I just sit there trying to figure out how I can go the fuck home, but you do you. :p

Chris Isaak? YOU WIN AGAIN.

Hell yes. I love that movie.

Also the roots and the monochromatic fake hair color/fake tan. Package deal.

Ya know? You lost me and then you had me with that. I’m laughing.

Agreed. I love Reese. I know she has done way too much dumb and entitled shit, and she’s been in some awful movies, but I really do love her.

Because any group of his fans/followers in a public place puts that entire public place at risk, since this was a “benefit” for the latest victim in his ongoing gang feud. A concert would be a likely target for a retaliation attack.

I was joking.

Ya know, I’m gonna give this a pass, because of the “scoliosis” comment above. My scoliosis makes my ribs show and I’m a size 10.

I feel your pain. And that of the mannequin.

If they were solid (which fiberglass never is) they’d be idiotically heavy.

Did Shia steal her eyebrows as well as her dignity?

Gun charges, drug charges, DUIs, failure to pay child support, gang affiliations... the guy’s a real winner. This concert was a “benefit” for a friend of his who got killed a few weeks ago in a gang shooting, and an innocent child that was stuck by a car and killed during the police chase. Chief Keef wasn’t nearby…