That just gave me a waking nightmare. Fuck VWvortex.

I’m currently in Season 6 of “Lost” and I JUST found out two days ago that the actor who played Dr. Pierre Chang was Shredder in “Secret of the Ooze.” Whenever I get confused by all the time travel, I just amuse myself by hearing everything in Shredder Voice.

“Summer Sisters” by Judy Blume.

People who trash their own neighborhoods make me sick.

Validation.

I can walk in heels. Just not to work, or from work. I am in constant awe of women who commute in anything other than beat-up Nikes.

“If you have been dressing yourself for 25 years without help, why can’t you do it this time?”

And makes a career at a drive-through window “lustrous” (as opposed to “illustrious,” I suppose).

“Near the end of my lustrous career I had a drive-through customer who asked for his coffee “stirred twice clockwise, three times counter-clockwise, and four times clockwise.””

I’m so tempted to call from my office phone and ask if they have any chicken wings.

I wore a short white strapless Lilly from eBay with white Doc Martens at my first wedding and looked amazing for a grand total of like $150. Just sayin’.

Can I have a tutorial, please?

...unless he ends up pissing off the wrong people, and honestly, I’m fine with that.

Fuck this guy and his homemade bombs. Fuck. Him.

I do not understand the makeup.

You want to tempt men to cheat and then also punish them for it? God, women are the worst.

He was my favorite Celtic. :(

I’m not saying I think it’s right, just that I’m pointing out the flawed logic in the statement I quoted.

Thanks for the “Clueless” image. That is all.

“Harvard, Yale, Stanford, Princeton and Columbia collectively have endowments of about $100 billion. They have the means to end this abhorrent practice with a stroke of a pen and the financial resources to endure whatever uncertainty ensues.”