Sorry but these were successful straight out of the box in the UK. SUV with a Porsche badge, people with more money than taste didn’t care that it was fugly, it had the badge.

The problem with this review is that he seemed to go into it determined to be negative about it and its a car so many people love. He may aswell have drop kicked a Labrador puppy into the ocean.

That wasn’t negative, it was tongue in cheek comedy gold. I remember my ribs hurting after watching that from laughing so hard.

The answer is always Miata, unless you’re Chris Harris. Took me a long time to forgive him for this one.

Why get a fast road car or a fast race car when you can buy an scg-003 that does both for 1/3 money

I’d pick one of the cars from the old PC game Carmageddon

I think a rwd, no driving aids Lamborghini would be great for natural selection.

This is the bit that seems to be getting misread. The sun article says he bought the car. Elsewhere it says the BMW M3 is a 50K car.

Aston Martin Cygnet

Yeah that’s the first car that came to my head. I mean who bought these things new?

It’s not an enthusiasts car because these people have no interest in driving a car. They just need to and therefore want to find the most efficient way to carry out this chore without hurting the planet or whatever other bs reason they give.

Surely the answer is Porsche 911.

This is going to sound a bit crazy but the last gen C63AMG

This. It was all ‘ I want going to say anything, Clarkson reported him self’ at the time because of the publicity. He obviously wrongly believed that 8 months later no one would really take notice.

BMW the Ultimate Driving Machine, not compatible with the Ultimate drivers track.

True if you.just go out and buy them immediately but looking around when it comes to replacement time can net a big gain for 100-150 over standard tyres.

Jack Reacher.

I think the biggest shock is that they’re releasing a car that is so fugly.

It’s an Evoque convertible. As long as it can climb the kerbs outside Ralph and Olivias school it will sell.

Tell that to the Argentinians.