From nostalgia!

Good point. And why wouldn't it be called internet explorer, Microsoft's browser, to begin with?

Cops are pigs. It's scary they can use weapons at their expense.

Where are the clubs??

When I read the title I thought he used cat as the bomb, with the pyrotechnics inside!

I thought that was Woz at first! (Woz isn't that fat, but still fat though)

I just glue old floppies (or floppys?) to my wall. Now that is geeky!

I prefer "would you be uncomfortable if I took my pants off?"

I can store my ss# in the url also! Neato!

I get 7-8-9 on my 13 inch. Now that is good. Itunes, gaming, imovie, aperture, vlc, transmission,.....

Same! Thank god* i'm a pirate! (*well, not really god though)

African American! I wish I could do that to myself!

They already made a crappy mac/tv in the 90's that bombed. It's like that web/tv in the 90's also, that goodwilll always has a few of. My much more logical setup is a samsung hdtv/monitor with a mbp (that doesn't have a built in tuner though). When 1 becomes obsolete, I can upgrade 1 instead of the whole thing.

You made my brain hurt! Does not compute!

Can it run old palm apps. Not the new ones, the ones I've loved over my childhood. I want doom, hexen, bejewled, etc. Wait! Can it beam?! That was the best part!

Gizmodo's new site uses some impressive frame combination. Its taken me a few days to figure out the navigation. I know some html, and it's an impressive feat. But then again, they probably have a team of fluent programers... Also, were the account password reset? I had troubles logging in!

I have to go hit the 'books!

@fender7083: Crotch-rocket?

Is humping it a trick?

This is like guitar hero. You mimic something you can't do.