I reckon the ones who are threatened by it are the pasty 30-year-old guys living in their parents' garage.

Yes, but Russia is also sniffing around Sweden. Russia has repeatedly crossed into the airspace, and as recently as 10 days ago the Swedish Navy intercepted a distress call believed to be from a Russian submarine in its waters. Russia denied it, naturally–meanwhile a Russian ship kept circling just outside Swedish…

Also, don't change your baby right there in the restaurant... Unnecessary rule, you say? True story: I saw a woman change her baby right there at the table - on the table, actually (On. The. Table.) - in a café. It was a#2 diaper too, thanks much! And this was in Scandinavia, where everything is perfect, so the…

Being in a public space means that other humans will be there with you, and you don't get to choose which you like and which you don't.

Same thing in Argentina. No one eats dinner before 11 pm (early) or midnight! I've never been to a country with later habits. At clubs (I was younger) someone would peek outside at 3 am to see if there was a big enough crowd, then they might open. Or not. And good luck trying to eat at 9 o'clock, you can't even…

You clearly need to move on... Especially from something so trivial and unimportant, all things considered.

McDonald's is also way, way better in Scandinavia. Go figure, huh?

I know! They always have her oversing every damn song, belting the whole thing from beginning to end, with no nuance whatsoever. Why?? When she has such a terrific voice? It drives me nuts.

Oh wow, you could drown in those cognac eyes... And that eyeliner! Such a lovely goggie.

I swear there is no sneaker (or shoe for that matter) more comfortable than the original Saucony Jazz:

Is the stealth message here that a parent that spanks their child can't love them?

Yep, studies show spanking turns kids into angry, aggressive adults who lash out at authority. And if you look at spanking proponents, that describes them to a tee.

The logo t-shirts and perfume we buy subsidizes the couture.

did you lick his vomit or blood or poop or something? ur ok

What else is he supposed to do?

Because there is an OMG INCUBATION period.

He was self monitoring.

I'm just going to leave this here:

You are one tough guy, aren't you? Do you think the Doctors Without Borders & WHO staff who have caught ebola while working in West Africa did so because... they were idiots? You have seen those space suits they wear, right? But good luck with your childish bravado, asshole.