Not at all judgey, are you?

This. They were character actresses (Dench, Lansbury), or the cutipie next door (White). And actually people do pick on Angela Lansbury... Craig Ferguson has a standing joke (for YEARS) about how Paul McCartney looks like her, which yes, is a riff on McCartney, but it isn't too kind to Lansbury either, now is it?

For our (the public's) pleasure, stunningly beautiful women shouldn't age at all, i.e. they should have the good sense of dying a beautiful, young corpse, apparently. If so, Marilyn did it right.

Great post. Why is "aging gracefully", i.e. without surgery (or with, but not so you can tell! god forbid), the only acceptable option, per the internet police? People can do whatever the hell they want, why does everyone care so fucking much?

No.

I loathe it when someone asks for "your prayers" (unless the person knows he/she is talking to a 100% religious group). Why don't they ask jews to pray to Jesus while they're at it! It's SO obnoxious.

Well, organized religion is bad when it leads to intolerance towards other people. And wars. People voting incredibly stupidly/against their self-interest just so women can't have a choice. I could go on...

Oh, how I love the name Knusperflakes!

Well she IS singing in a foreign language.

Fuck you with your her teeth are crooked comment. Fuck you so very, very much. What would you have her do, get veneers before going on the show?? Jesus.

There was a phone commercial that featured two golden retrievers running side by side (in slo-mo, natch) to a Barry White song... Killed me every time!

People need to calm the fuck down. Gawd.

How about City Hall and then lunch to follow, or cocktails? I've been to both varieties and they were nice!

Definitely yes to photography. You'll have the photos forever, so it's money well spent!

Yes, let's disregard the cruelty done to the force-fed geese.

Coolest couple alert! I loff them.

I think (in general) they know to be gentle around babies. It always amazed me how gentle horses are around kittens. The kitten would be running around the horse's hooves, and never a misstep!

This kid is definitely not (raised as? or just the way she is.) a "princess". I can definitely relate. She's awesome.

You are wrong. They are majestic. And magical.

As far as poop goes, the horse kind is pretty inoffensive.