"My cat follows me everywhere too."

Norwegian Forest cats are very similar to Maine Coons but they're regular sized cats.

Ear. Tufts!

Omg he taps... And I thought I couldn't love this man more!

A qualified guess says that they probably give the retoucher a few seconds per image.

I read her letter with amazement. I can't even imagine how she thought that was going to fly...

"700 mils of vodka", that's 700 ml or am I crazy? As in 7 dl?! That's a lot of vodka, man, even for a human. I'm surprised the dog didn't die of alcohol poisoning! But maybe it was flushed out somehow. Or something.

I'm pretty shocked that the average is 37 min a day. That includes the people who are hardly on it! But I guess I shouldn't be so surprised, considering the way people carry on with their phones...

I think it's pretty common to have ears that stick out fixed at an early age. Because kids do get shit for it, and it's not like anyone is going to regret having that surgery, you know?

Let us know if you ever stumble upon a woman who doesn't.

They give you a valium.

Calf tongue is actually really good! It tastes sort of like corned beef. I ate it as a kid and it didn't bother me one bit (and I watched my mom peel it—the outer layer that looks like tongue surface—whole. Eaten with mashed potatoes and pickled red beets. Yum.

I loathe it. It looks like the skin is made of matte, smooth plastic. Why??? I just can't.

Even a super who lives in the building can be a problem... The super used to live in the apartment below me, and right away when I moved in the problems started with his unreasonable "noise" complaints, when he complained that I had been moving in books into my bookshelf after 10pm... I'm not kidding. He asked me to…

Top floor is definitely my preference: more light and your ceiling is no one's floor. Plus, if it's a walk-up, you get great legs!

"Because height isn't even a component of conventional attractiveness. Why make it into one? If you're proportional, you're cool."

That seems like backwards logic to me (about Kwan). A star like that would typically inspire and draw more kids to the sport, don't you think?

That butt sticking out of the VW camper is the best!

This is the shot that is NSFW.

Explain why it's "absurd" that they want models to be tall? Should they also not be more attractive than the average person?...