ALL THE CLOTHES SHOULD BE MADE FOR MEEEEEEEEEE. WHY ISN'T THIS ABOUT MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.

This is the internet, your logic doesn't belong here!

Seriously, I'm getting to the point where I'm collecting them in all the colors. The quality is a bit iffy, but I haven't had major issues with them.

Gap "City Flats". That is all.

"But why would anyone want to chemically alter something as fantastic as curly hair?"

"Ohmygod, did I tell you guys what happened earlier? So I was on the train, just like, talking on the phone, I wasn't even doing anything! This bitch of a conductor comes over and just starts screaming at me! I was like, what's going on? She just starts going on some crazy rant about how I was loud and stupid, so I'm…

When I hear people yell about being educated, I'm willing to bet my life savings that they aren't. See also: "classy".

Well, my self esteem doesn't come from being fuckable, so no, probably not.

This is why I don't trust bake sales.

So she's basically a whore...but she's railing against people who would probably prefer prostitution be made legal? Um, OK.

Someone's gettin' fiiiiiiiired.

You know that suburbs have fairs/parades, right?

How could you leave out the lentil burgers?

Call me a curmudgeon, but today I was cursing parades. Fuck parades.

Anthro and UO are part of the same company, and I'm pretty sure Anthro has been accused of similar antics.

It seems to be more of a "are you wearing a dress, by your mormon cousin's standards" chart.

Short dress = Still a dress.

She's so obnoxious. CRYING because he parents wouldn't hand her an apartment? The fuck?

I love you. Apparently, analogies go over some people's heads.

He should spray paint a response on her car.