@megnificent: I made lunch. I'm a gastrologist!

@SarahMC: Don't you see? Getting married, breeding, and being over 40 basically means you're a biologist!

@monafolana: Does marrying for financial security actually give you financial security?

@Definer-not-defined: My mom knew I was a girl when she only craved diamonds and money when she was pregnant.

Why be independent when your husband can be independent for you!?

@buzz killington is gonna hate: Did you need to misread my comment? Where did I talk about outlawing things?

@AnnoyedStraightWhiteGuy: I think I love you. I get major rage over minivans. See also: people who drive SUVs and trucks when they don't need them.

When I see those stupid "swagger wagon" commercials, I just think about how gen X is dealing with the aging process.

@chévere? chévere!: You...you...you... OPPORTUNITY TAKER PERSON!!

If taking advantage of good opportunities means you're an opportunist, then I guess being an opportunist is a good thing.

@mbmargarita: Yup. Marriage benefits men, not women.

@fridaycat.: What do you think I am, an idiot?

Stories like this really upset me.

I thought Valentine's Day was invented some so girls can feel better than other girls.

@bobella is owltastic!: THSP IS JUST ABLEISTPM!

@Descarada: I was responding to this bit "But you know in my town they are actually seriously considering regulating smoking inside homes?"

@Descarada: I wonder how that would work if someone has a job. "Sorry, I gotta go drive home for my smoke break"

What's the point of even having it legal at this point? So people can smoke in their houses?

@sioraigra: I'm sorry, but outside of the insane "test to breed" comments, I'm not seeing anything that's anti-mother. Where is it?