@Morning Gloria: I hope you're an ethically sourced diamond!

Gee, I hope they're ethically sourced and aren't blood diamonds.

@anniemontana: Yes! Thank you. I've been saying for a while now that flying coach is basically mass transit.

"Then, suddenly, the boss wants something! I stand up, my underwear fall. Embarrassment!"

Huh. Who would have thunk that getting off your ass and not being a lazy sack of shit makes you feel better.

@Rote Zora: That's the funny thing about commenters here.

@snacktastic: When you're hands feel a cold sensation, put them in your pockets. Or buy this new contraption called "gloves". They're like pants for your hands.

You know how you wear less clothing when it gets hotter?

@tempfancy: Maybe if you paid attention in any "liberal arts"

@redpensplease: The roaches don't die, but the winter keeps you from dealing with bigger nastier roaches/bugs. Go to some warmer climates and check out the bugs. There's a reason they're bigger.

@Black Rebel Telecomic Club: Some people are stupid enough to think pets are toys.

@queenhobart: Palmetto bugs are "American cockroaches". The ones you see up north are "German cockroaches". The German cockroaches are a lot smaller, but they breed a lot faster and tend to stay inside. The American cockroach (unless it's temped by food and the like) will generally stay outside and won't overrun your…

@queenhobart: They can't live in NYC. That breed of roach needs warm weather.

A few of those are more expensive than my entire year's tuition.

@Apresmode: Like peacocks or something! There's a (shined?) shoe for every foot.

@mustlovebooknerd: Mooch. Square.

I get irrationally angry at untucked button downs on men. They look sloppy. And you look like you don't care.

@Heneage: 3000ft? No way. Was that a typo?

@onebadclam: I could never go on a cruise. You're on a boat trapped with the kinds of people who go on cruises.

@curiousgeorgiana: Imma leave you a suggestive facebook like.