The second image is much, much better. I don’t understand why, if they were originally going to go with the powder-blue suit image (sure, Jan...) why they didn’t just deep-six the one-with-the-curtains?  Oh, that’s right - they were covering their arses.  Twerps.

The background is seriously weird. It’s like a prom background for photos- but not a good one, one where a bunch of 16 year olds couldn’t decide on the theme for months and then one of them had to do it last minute

*squint*

I have a feeling the attorney is not a criminal defense attorney and is a real estate attorney or some other attorney that have never represented a defendant in their career who only agreed to help her because she is a friend of the family.

Nah, I think it is a reference to either a sexual fetish or her desire for a “sugar daddy”

Held without bail because of her fugitive warrant

She’s trying to go viral and profit off of her interview. Aka she’s a clout chaser.

I’m just a 22 year old girl?

“I’m a 22 year old girl” Uh that is the fucking problem, you still see yourself as a child. Guess what bitch? The minute your fugly ass turned 18 you became an adult in the eyes of the law and now you will face the consequences of being one. Put her ass in Cell Block C and let’[s see how tough you are. Also what is it…

Apparently the lawyer tried to shush her and counsel her throughout the interview and Daddy’s Little KKKaren would not listen. It’s wonderful. 

Ponsetto and her attorney decided to sit for the television interview 

Hey, she’s smarter than she looks, advertising herself out for the inevitable YouTube/OnlyFans/TikTok accounts that racist incels will shower her with cash tips and compliments with.

Ah, the old “glasses will make me look calm and dignified” trick.

I’m convinced her lawyer is a family friend or something, and not a defense attorney of any kind, because god damn those excuses wouldn’t hold up in a Principal’s office, let alone a court of law.

I died here... my soul left my body, screamed into the void, and then begrudgingly returned.

Evidently her lawyer hates her because, damn, this interview did her no favors.

“you lose the one thing that gets stolen from you?”

I’d like to know the thought process that ended with her choosing that hat for a televised interview.

“Will vaccinations be mandatory?”

“the woman and her son were last seen loading their belongings into a U-Haul trailer and leaving Loreauville.”