This made my day lol

Yep. My gran made it by the gallon, usually with ham or bacon and a good amount of vinegar. That shit was delicious. 

Why is this point so hard to grasp for these people? BitchSwan said the exact opposite of what commenters seem to be accusing her of. Ariana could have stood up there naked as a jaybird and it wouldn’t justify her being violated. But she picked the wrong damn dress for the function she was attending. It’s the equivalen…

Michael,

And there is always that bad kid running wild with a ring of mystery sauce/crumbs around his mouth and all over his face that no one will claim, he’s from up the street, that child needs a bath and a whoopin’ not in that order either.

Ugh! This type of shit is why I stopped going to church. Too many damn pimps in the pulpit.

3. You know how at black functions sometimes there’s a white woman (“Jane”) there who’s married to an uncle or a cousin or something, and she’s actually really nice and sweet and everyone likes her, so no one’s too critical when she brings her yam-and-peanut-butter casserole, because everyone knows she’s sincerely…

My mother was a diabetic. We called EMS several times over the years. Every time a patrol car pulled up first. In my state, it’s required for a cop to respond first and make sure the scene is safe for EMS to enter. EMS can be a damn dangerous job. They get a call about a diabetic, they don’t know if they’re actually wa…

Cardi..honey...you’re ignoring the trash at home. DOn’t get me wrong, I’m not saying don’t be mad at the woman willing to sleep with a married man, but she’s not the one who took vows. Offset is the dumpster fire....

I went to my best friend’s mom’s funeral in college. This was a woman who was full of life, a great mom, hysterically funny, and could cook like no one’s business. The pastor could only describe her as “quiet.” It still makes me angry.

I weigh 130, am significantly taller than Kim Kartrashian is (I’m 5’9”) and I am very curvy and far from skinny. If she’s 119, I’m actually 180. Also, all these women saying they were so skinny at 130 are full of shit. They know they haven’t seen anything north of 110 since they stepped off the bus in Hollywood.

To expound on points 5, 8 and 9 (optics of black church strong on lecherous, decrepit male leadership and short on male soldiers in the Lord’s army in the pews; professionalism and punctiliousness of gospel artist performers; Chernobyl toxic eulogy by Rev. Jasper Williams)....

FFS.  I’m pretty sure that every single Migos song has at least a passing reference to male promiscuity.  How can this be a bombshell?

She is full Italian.

The good Minister seem to enjoy all of that good gospel music, although I don’t know why he sat up on the pulpit either.

Because in most areas, the police respond to every EMS call.

I hate that Kim K’s weight had to be defended in the first place. This is absolutely none of our business, and I wonder what kind of person think they have the right to make rude comments on a stranger’s weight in the first place.

I know right? I wish the brutalizing and death of several people wasn’t covered in a space called Dirt Bag.

A mentally ill person being killed by the police does not belong in the Dirt Bag. Gossip should be fun and a little mean, not a heartbreaking reminder that the world can be a cold, horrible, dangerous place if you’re not healthy & wealthy

Isn't Kim like 5'2" or something? 119 is not that dramatic imo. She just has to worry about not getting too gaunt in the face at her age. I'm 33 and have started thinning out so I'm packing on the carbs.